cup-0-noodles:

i cant explain how funny this is

cup-0-noodles:

i cant explain how funny this is

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

eagleswang:

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

ohhh my goooddd

i can’t risk it

Not risking

yeah youre totally risking your mothers life ok. yeah. because a picture of nicki minaj’s unblended face w a spelling error told you.

Hey. I’m not gonna risk it. 

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

eagleswang:

unclefather:

aaliyah1979-2001:

ohhh my goooddd

i can’t risk it

Not risking

yeah youre totally risking your mothers life ok. yeah. because a picture of nicki minaj’s unblended face w a spelling error told you.

Hey. I’m not gonna risk it. 

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

image

I feel you, little duck

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

"Positive" Murder Terminology

ghouliish:

killer-facts:

Strangulation: Surprise neck hugs

Stabbing: Chest-based metal contribution

Beating to death: All-over fist bumps

Death by chainsaw: Cosmetic torso re-arrangements

Drowning: Extreme baths

Burning alive: Emergency heat increases

Shooting: 9mm face presents

Cannibalism: Anatomical appropriation

Skinning: ultra-close shaving

Necrophilia: Necromance

Decapitation: long-term height adjustment

worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

the-fury-of-a-spooky-lord:

ferrific:

cactusrabbit:

literaryvice432:

kushitekalkulus:

COLLECTION OF YORUBA ORISHAS

Not to diss on European mythologies but can we seriously have some fuckin’ recognition that there are religions and mythologies that are not Greek or Norse. Why the fuck did I learn about the Greeks 6 times but we never fucking talked about Africa or even really the mythologies and beliefs of native peoples? 

(Pssst from what group are these deities from?)

The Yoruba of western Africa.

i don’t have many forever reblogs

but this one is

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

offside-goal:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

i REALLY NEED TO PASS ANYTHING HELPS

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.